10 Company Mergers With The Most Potential

I’ve always been a pretty big fan of those “What would you get if you crossed an <whatever> with a <whatever>” type jokes, and in light of all the company mergers going on recently (world domination?), I wondered what it’d be like if some of the bigger corporations joined forces… company mergers if you will…

• Xerox and Wurlitzer: Joining forces to make reproductive organs. (can I hold the copywrite?)
• Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: Will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker. (more entertaining probably)
• 3M & Goodyear: To be known as: Mmm-Good.
• John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Will surely become Deere Abi. (probably give better advice)
• Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Combining forces to become Honey, I’m Home. (now cook me some dinner!)
• Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: To now become Mine, All Mine (greedy aren’t they?)
• FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP
• Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Will be now be known as Poupon Pants (my favorite)
• Knott’s Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Joining forces to become Knott NOW! (typical woman stuff)
• Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: None other than Zip Audi Do-Da

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10 Company Mergers With The Most Potential was written by F&J Staff on Thursday, October 25th, 2007 at 1:34 pm. It was filed under Clean Jokes, Jokes, One Liner Jokes. You can follow any responses to this entry through the Comments RSS feed. You may also be interested in reading ,  Don’t Mess With Your Insurance Company,  Waiting Room,  Top 10 Ways To Get Rid Of A Telemarketer,  Diversified Construction Company,  Ventriloquist On Blonde Jokes.