10 Company Mergers With The Most Potential

I’ve always been a pretty big fan of those “What would you get if you crossed an <whatever> with a <whatever>” type jokes, and in light of all the company mergers going on recently (world domination?), I wondered what it’d be like if some of the bigger corporations joined forces… company mergers if you will…

  • Xerox and Wurlitzer: Joining forces to make reproductive organs. (can I hold the copywrite?)
  • Polygram Records, Warner Brothers and Keebler: Will be called Poly-Warner-Cracker. (more entertaining probably)
  • 3M & Goodyear: To be known as: Mmm-Good.
  • John Deere & Abitibi-Price: Will surely become Deere Abi. (probably give better advice)
  • Honeywell, Imasco, and Home Oil: Combining forces to become Honey, I’m Home. (now cook me some dinner!)
  • Denison Mines, Alliance, and Metal Mining: To now become Mine, All Mine (greedy aren’t they?)
  • FedEx is expected to join its major competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP
  • Grey Poupon & Dockers Pants: Will be now be known as Poupon Pants (my favorite)
  • Knott’s Berry Farm & National Organization of Women: Joining forces to become Knott NOW! (typical woman stuff)
  • Zippo Manufacturing, Audi, Dofasco, Dakota Mining: None other than Zip Audi Do-Da

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